I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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