I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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