Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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