i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
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he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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