Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Oh god it's open bar.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
