is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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