I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My sheets look like a crime scene.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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