He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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