Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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