My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
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I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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