Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(951): View more from California

Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.

Fav 22 4667 992
share tweet
(221): View more from

I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.

Fav 20 1512 7788
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(778): View more from British Columbia

I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy

Fav 19 5914 1556
share tweet
(845): View more from New York

i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore

Fav 20 5746 1443
share tweet
23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce
Read it at the TFLN blog
(704): View more from North Carolina

The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.

Fav 9 1317 4773
share tweet
(973): View more from New Jersey

i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit

Fav 18 4239 1865
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(815): View more from Illinois

He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.

Fav 10 7881 1631
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.

Fav 0 533 646
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(304): View more from West Virginia

See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.

Fav 0 99 129
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT