Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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