Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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