I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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