If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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