YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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