I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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