I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
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Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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