I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
You work out of a Hotel?
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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