im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
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Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
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Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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