i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I think my nap took me to another dimension
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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