Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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