Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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