Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Send help, water and tortillas.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Randomize
