Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Shame - the story of my life.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
