you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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