So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i came on her dog
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I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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