At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
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And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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