South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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