just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I wish my penis had an off switch
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Randomize
