I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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