And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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