Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
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Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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