I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
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How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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