...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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