Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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