Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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