I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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