youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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