Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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