there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
The feeling are messing with the penis
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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