So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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