no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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