No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
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No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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