woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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