I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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