hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
me + whiskey = a bad person
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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