is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
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Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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