So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
