dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
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I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
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I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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