Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just gift wrapped bread.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
