god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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