just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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