Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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